My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Randomize