Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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