why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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