Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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