i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I need moral support for this bender
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
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