awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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