and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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