He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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