No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
did you just send me my own nude
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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