this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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