I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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