Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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