remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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