let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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