I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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