Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
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