I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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