covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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