I CAN MOONWALK!
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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