We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
