But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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