nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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