i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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