my shit smells like andre
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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