You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
I just cut my nipple shaving
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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