THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
Congratulations! We have a period
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