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(703): View more from Virginia

Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'

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(815): View more from Illinois

My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.

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(818): View more from California

Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.

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(443): View more from Maryland

He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.

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(631): View more from New York

Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?

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(313): View more from Michigan

Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?

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(619): View more from California

definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius

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(786): View more from Florida

Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

Someone signed my nipple.

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