ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
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