He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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