its not stalking. its research.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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