I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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