It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
my poor anus
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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