So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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