a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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