I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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