Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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