I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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