people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
We smell like vodka and hangover
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