your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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