I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
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