I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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