Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
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