you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
Randomize
