this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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