You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Randomize
