He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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