i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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