Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Randomize
