let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
How does it feel to date your dad?
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
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