Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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