I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
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