I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
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