Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Randomize
