I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
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