When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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