I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
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