i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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